ZANU (PF)'s Bovine Excrement – Government of National Unity
ZANU (PF)'s Bovine Excrement – Government of National Unity
Robert Mugabe lost the
presidential election and must vacate the State House and the Office of the
President forthwith. The stillborn ZANU (PF) project for a government of
national unity led by Mugabe is an insult to the electorate, absurd, and wishful
thinking.
The people of Zimbabwe
spoke on the 29th of March,
2008. Robert Mugabe is either clinically deaf or politically blind.
His sycophantic cronies need to understand that it's over. According our
constitution the next government of Zimbabwe
is to be formed by the winner of the March 29 elections under the "winner take
all" system. Anything less is an affront to the people of Zimbabwe.
The Presidential election results
should be announced and then it is incumbent upon the incoming President to
announce a government of national unity should he wish, and not the outgoing loser
of the elections.
In plain Oxford English, Robert
Mugabe lost the elections. The people of Zimbabwe
no longer want him as their President, in Shona – Mugabe chienda, in Ndebele – Mugabe
hamba, and in military language - Foxtrot Oscar.
The time for an honourable exit agreement
is gone, (nguva yekutaurirana yakapfuura). Robert Mugabe and his rogue military
generals are ordering weapons of war, perpetrating heinous crimes at night, and
demanding a coalition government of national unity by day. Post election
violence is escalating and the results of the presidential elections are still
outstanding.
When a baby soils its disposable
napkin (diaper), it is thrown away and a new clean one is provided. No loving
parent will merely shake the solid waste off the soiled nappy and dress the baby
again with the same napkin. Why should we as Zimbabweans accept a soiled napkin
– ZANU (PF) instead of a clean one – MDC? Remember, "Politicians are like
napkins, full of excrement, they also have to be changed every once in a
while".
The only viable options left for Ex-President Robert Mugabe are to voluntarily present himself to the Matron of Engutsheni Mental Institution, to the Chief Warden at Chikurubi Maximum Prison, or leave the country for an eternal exile.
